Summer Memoirs: Unleashing Your Inner Playboy Tycoon

So, what do you guys think of these sex games that have become popular lately? I'm talking about stuff like Summertime Saga – it really does bring back memories from my teenage years. Yeah, we didn't have fancy ass consoles or 4K screens back then, but damn did we know how to have some good ol' fashioned fun! I remember when my friends and I first discovered porn magazines hidden away in our older brother's closet (don't judge me, we were curious kids). We would spend hours fantasizing about the craziest scenarios involving the girls from school, re-creating those explicit scenes with whatever props we could find around the house (for example, I once used a remote control as a dildo, and let me tell ya... it was pretty mind blowing). But nothing compared to discovering these erotic adventure games later on in life. You know the ones I'm talking about: choices matter, multiple endings, characters you can interact with however way your sick little minds want to play them. It's like having infinite porn channels at your fingertips, only instead of watching, you're actually participating in the sexiest story ever told! One game in particular has been keeping me up all night long – Summer Memoirs. Have any of you played this shit show? Oh man, it's insane! You play as a guy who inherits a rundown summer resort from his grandpa. Your goal? Turn it into a thriving hotspot for rich and horny vacationers by making sweet, sweet love to every beautiful woman who crosses your path. And trust me, there are plenty of them! Each character comes with their own set of quests and challenges, leading to multiple different endings depending on how well you please them (ahem, I mean, "build relationships"). Of course, like any good adult game, there are also tons of naughty mini-games scattered throughout – strip poker, strip monopoly, strip everything! And don't even get me started on all the crazy sex acts available – missionary becomes old news fast here folks, time to pull out the (alien) anal probing machine! Now, I know some purists might say these games objectify women and promote harmful sexual stereotypes (whatever, haters gonna hate), but hey, it's just for fun people! Besides, if these pixelated pixels help us release some steam and prevent us from doing something regrettable in real life, isn't that a good thing? Plus, hell yeah, it's nice to finally feel like a stud for change! All jokes aside, have you tried playing any of these sexy simulators yourself? Share some of your wildest experiences down below, I promise not to judge (too much)!